“Accomplishing the impossible only means that the boss will add it to your regular duties.” “I wasn’t that drunk!” “Dude, you asked your mom if she had kids..” “The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.” “If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0 or version Beta.” “Life is life [...]
Ayers Rock, Australia. Photography by Floydian “I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.” -Mark Twain Famous Quotes and Places Victoria-Falls, Zimbabwe “We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can [...]
Life Quotes for the Day Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you’re alive, it isn’t. I do not regret one moment of my life. I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all [...]
Here are some Funny Quotes to Start the Day Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have [...]
Funny Pics and Quotes I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said, ‘No, Six should be enough. Les Dawson I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby. Henny Youngman Don’t you find it [...]
“The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.” “The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.” “When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in [...]
Happy New Year Readers! Here are a few Inspirational Life Quotes To help you get through the New Year! In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship, but never in want. -Irish Toast For eleven months and maybe about twenty days each year, we concentrate upon the shortcomings of [...]
“You know you’re in love when you don’t wanna go to sleep at night because your life is better than a dream. “ “I think it’s time that I let you go And it’s really hard for me to do Because I know that there’s a part of me That will be in love with [...]
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