“Accomplishing the impossible only means that the boss will add it to your regular duties.”
“I wasn’t that drunk!” “Dude, you asked your mom if she had kids..”
“The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.”
“If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0 or version Beta.”
“Life is life photography, we all develop from negatives.”
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