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Funny Quotes For The Day

“The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.”

“The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.”

“When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car.”

“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”

– Homer Simpson

 

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  1. Dianna Thomas says:

    lol–me 2

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