Funny Quotes to Start the Day

Here are some Funny Quotes to Start the Day

Short Funny Quote

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Funny Chinese Quote

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

Funny Religious Quote

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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